Reader-Board Suggestions

 Recently, our outside reader-board has inspired some very positive feedback, from customers and non-customers alike, when we have posted math riddles.  We would like to post more riddles, brainteasers, and pithy sayings, but we sometimes have trouble coming up with ones short enough to fit in the space allowed.  If you have a suggestion, please submit it to the store.  If we use your suggestion, we will give you 10 customer appreciation bonus points* (worth $10 of free stuff).

As an example, our most popular puzzle so far was:

WHY DON'T WE

LIKE THE NUMBER

288?

The answer (which we revealed when people inquired in the store or on the phone): "It is too (two) gross"

If you would like to submit a puzzle or pithy saying, please visit our contact us page. The portion of the submission that will go on the sign should fit on 3 lines with about 15 characters per line, all capital letters. 

*Points are only valid for in-store puchases. Points can only be exchanged for merchandise. Points cannot be exchanged for cash.